therumpus:

The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:
Aries: This week is for letting yourself get weirder, for letting your dreams get louder, for growing into your truest self. You can talk the way you want, you can move the way you want, you can tell the stories that beat hardest in your chest. You can use whatever tools you have; you can use whatever tools you need. It’s okay to rely on honesty or on pop songs or on your friends. It’s okay to live quietly and it’s okay to live loud, just keep working to be generous. Keep working to be kind.
 Taurus: You might feel strange this week, you might feel like you’re living in so many worlds at once. You might feel split between the earth and the sky, split between the afternoon and the night, split between your bright inner life and the world outside, full of soil and trees and concrete. Try to remember that you don’t have to be whole all the time. You don’t have to make sense. You don’t have to tell your life like it’s a story. Stay honest and keep living and you can find everything you need.
 Gemini: This is a week for big projects and hard work; this is a week for bright colors and things you aren’t even sure you’re ready for. You can find so much magic inside yourself. You can find so much bright strength just by leaving the house every day, just by moving. You can surprise yourself with how much you’re capable of. Drink so much water, drink so much coffee, buy an old sewing machine, build a garden bed. There are so many places you can find energy this week. There’s so much you can do.
 Cancer: When you look in the mirror this week, when you look out the window, when you look up at the sky or out at the ocean, you might get so restless. When you walk through the streets of your city this week you might feel parallel worlds and possible futures tugging at you, aching in your heart, singing in your dreams. This restlessness can make your imagination so big and bright, but try not to let it distract you too much. Don’t forget your own body, don’t forget your own friends, don’t forget to go outside.
 Leo: This is a week for living a little wild; this is a week for trusting your luck, for trusting weird coincidences, for trusting the stars above you and the breeze in your bedroom at night. Try not to think too much; try not to worry. You are where you’re supposed to be, and that could mean so many things. You are making the right choices, and that can mean so many things. Trust your body and trust your feet. Write letters to the person you love the most. Write poems that you’ll never show anyone but yourself.
 Virgo: This week you might feel a little bit small in the world, and this can be such a good thing. You aren’t the only person in the world; you aren’t the only person who has seen the things you’ve seen and lived the things you’ve lived. You are never alone, but still there’s so much space to breathe. There’s so much space to dream. Spend some of your days alone. Spend some of your days with friends. Spend some of your days on crowded streets just watching the huge world move all around you.
 Libra: This week, it might be easy to live in the echoes inside your own head; it might be easy to spend your days in your memories and desires. Your funny weird thoughts can light you up, they can give you new energy, they can open up new pathways inside your head. Go on walks by yourself. Stay up late listening to songs about love and fire. You can dream whole new worlds into being this week, but leave a light on in your window. Don’t forget the way back home.
 Scorpio: This week can be so good and so bright and so wild, and still, the world around you might not quite make sense. The words and stories of your life might bend and shake; the joy in your heart might be too much to be contained. You can live so well this week. You can break so many rules. You can let your dreams overflow. Watch the sky change, watch the shadows move across the ground. Draw pictures of your dreams. Draw pictures of the future and watch the world shift.
 Sagittarius: This is a week for keeping yourself busy; this is a week for staying in motion as much as you can. It’s so easy to get caught up in reflection, caught up in dreams, caught up in an invisible future. Sometimes it’s enough just to move, sometimes it’s enough just to live, sometime it’s enough just to keep walking. Spend your days cooking, spend your days building things, spend your days on your bicycle. Work so hard that your sleep is easy and sweet. Work so hard that you can stop worrying for a while.
 Capricorn: This week, choose a magic to believe in and let it make you powerful. Choose a magic to believe in and let it fill your heart. There’s so much sorrow in the world. There is so much strangeness. There’s so much light. There are so many ways to survive and get older and keep living, and you can believe in whatever weird forces you need. Listen to songs that sound like the sky. Listen to songs that sound like the color red. Listen to songs that can show you a way out.
 Aquarius: This can be a good week for getting unstuck from the things that have been weighing you down. You don’t have to run away and you don’t have to leave your whole life behind, but you can take small slow steps out of dark rooms and sad places, this week. You can find new sources of energy, you can find new sources of joy, you can find so many ways to sustain yourself. Believe in your own motion. Believe in your own bravery. Open your windows, or cut your sleeves off your shirt, or go swimming all day.
 Pisces: You might feel a little lonely this week, and this can be okay, this can be so good. This is a week for remembering what it’s like inside your head when there’s no one else around. This is a week for quiet independence and quiet joy. Take walks alone and let your thoughts grow and move and change colors. Open your windows to the sweet early morning air, or take walks under green trees, or read books that make you feel full of light and courage. You can remember who you are. You can return to yourself.
Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May.

therumpus:

The Rumblr’s in-house astrologer, Madame Clairevoyant, presents her latest dispatch from the stars:

Aries: This week is for letting yourself get weirder, for letting your dreams get louder, for growing into your truest self. You can talk the way you want, you can move the way you want, you can tell the stories that beat hardest in your chest. You can use whatever tools you have; you can use whatever tools you need. It’s okay to rely on honesty or on pop songs or on your friends. It’s okay to live quietly and it’s okay to live loud, just keep working to be generous. Keep working to be kind.

Taurus: You might feel strange this week, you might feel like you’re living in so many worlds at once. You might feel split between the earth and the sky, split between the afternoon and the night, split between your bright inner life and the world outside, full of soil and trees and concrete. Try to remember that you don’t have to be whole all the time. You don’t have to make sense. You don’t have to tell your life like it’s a story. Stay honest and keep living and you can find everything you need.

Gemini: This is a week for big projects and hard work; this is a week for bright colors and things you aren’t even sure you’re ready for. You can find so much magic inside yourself. You can find so much bright strength just by leaving the house every day, just by moving. You can surprise yourself with how much you’re capable of. Drink so much water, drink so much coffee, buy an old sewing machine, build a garden bed. There are so many places you can find energy this week. There’s so much you can do.

Cancer: When you look in the mirror this week, when you look out the window, when you look up at the sky or out at the ocean, you might get so restless. When you walk through the streets of your city this week you might feel parallel worlds and possible futures tugging at you, aching in your heart, singing in your dreams. This restlessness can make your imagination so big and bright, but try not to let it distract you too much. Don’t forget your own body, don’t forget your own friends, don’t forget to go outside.

Leo: This is a week for living a little wild; this is a week for trusting your luck, for trusting weird coincidences, for trusting the stars above you and the breeze in your bedroom at night. Try not to think too much; try not to worry. You are where you’re supposed to be, and that could mean so many things. You are making the right choices, and that can mean so many things. Trust your body and trust your feet. Write letters to the person you love the most. Write poems that you’ll never show anyone but yourself.

Virgo: This week you might feel a little bit small in the world, and this can be such a good thing. You aren’t the only person in the world; you aren’t the only person who has seen the things you’ve seen and lived the things you’ve lived. You are never alone, but still there’s so much space to breathe. There’s so much space to dream. Spend some of your days alone. Spend some of your days with friends. Spend some of your days on crowded streets just watching the huge world move all around you.

Libra: This week, it might be easy to live in the echoes inside your own head; it might be easy to spend your days in your memories and desires. Your funny weird thoughts can light you up, they can give you new energy, they can open up new pathways inside your head. Go on walks by yourself. Stay up late listening to songs about love and fire. You can dream whole new worlds into being this week, but leave a light on in your window. Don’t forget the way back home.

Scorpio: This week can be so good and so bright and so wild, and still, the world around you might not quite make sense. The words and stories of your life might bend and shake; the joy in your heart might be too much to be contained. You can live so well this week. You can break so many rules. You can let your dreams overflow. Watch the sky change, watch the shadows move across the ground. Draw pictures of your dreams. Draw pictures of the future and watch the world shift.

Sagittarius: This is a week for keeping yourself busy; this is a week for staying in motion as much as you can. It’s so easy to get caught up in reflection, caught up in dreams, caught up in an invisible future. Sometimes it’s enough just to move, sometimes it’s enough just to live, sometime it’s enough just to keep walking. Spend your days cooking, spend your days building things, spend your days on your bicycle. Work so hard that your sleep is easy and sweet. Work so hard that you can stop worrying for a while.

Capricorn: This week, choose a magic to believe in and let it make you powerful. Choose a magic to believe in and let it fill your heart. There’s so much sorrow in the world. There is so much strangeness. There’s so much light. There are so many ways to survive and get older and keep living, and you can believe in whatever weird forces you need. Listen to songs that sound like the sky. Listen to songs that sound like the color red. Listen to songs that can show you a way out.

Aquarius: This can be a good week for getting unstuck from the things that have been weighing you down. You don’t have to run away and you don’t have to leave your whole life behind, but you can take small slow steps out of dark rooms and sad places, this week. You can find new sources of energy, you can find new sources of joy, you can find so many ways to sustain yourself. Believe in your own motion. Believe in your own bravery. Open your windows, or cut your sleeves off your shirt, or go swimming all day.

Pisces: You might feel a little lonely this week, and this can be okay, this can be so good. This is a week for remembering what it’s like inside your head when there’s no one else around. This is a week for quiet independence and quiet joy. Take walks alone and let your thoughts grow and move and change colors. Open your windows to the sweet early morning air, or take walks under green trees, or read books that make you feel full of light and courage. You can remember who you are. You can return to yourself.

Today’s image was made specially for Madame Clairevoyant by Jen May.

boromirs:

the end of an adventure

dont!!!! make me feel guilty for getting excited about literally the best thing in my life right now you selfish turnip

Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

penandpage:

39cliffsidedrive:

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

Anonymous said:
But if a past doctor were to kill a future doctor would it be suicide or murder?
totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

please read this whole thing.

totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

please read this whole thing.

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

Themed Blogrates!

pranksterprongs:

stupidfacestiles:

We’re at it again! Blogrates for no real reason whatsoever.

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Will I plan mischief with you? No, but ily | + follow | yes | MISCHIEF MANAGED

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Am I in your pack? No, but ily | + follow | yes | MY LOYALTY IS YOURS

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It seems like I’m always doing these!! Join the fun, guys!! ♥

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

deanisanactualprincess:

grumpygandalf:

commander-cosmo:

petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch

make hank green find the thing

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i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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